"As my wife's mother has expired and I am only one responsible for it please grant me 10 days leave,” an employee wrote in his leave application.

At bank FDC in Salem, one employee wrote: "I am taking my son for the chopping of his hair ceremony. Permit me to take two days leave for his head."

At tech company Lucknow in India, an employee wrote: "I must travel to my Kanpur to sell my flocks of goat along with my wife. Please gift me one week leave."

Tourist: "Look Guide, Here are some Tiger's tracks." Guide : "Good. You see where they go so that I can find out where they came from!".

A tourist was being led through the swamps of Bengal. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you run a flashlight?" "That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you run with the flashlight."