Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
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What is the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?
Jail
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Why don't statisticians read novels?
Because the only number in them are page nunbers!
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Whew, the bartender remarked, "you seem to be in a hurry." You would be too if you had what I have." What do you have?" the barted sympathetically asked. Fifty cents only!"
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Everyone Is Busy FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door. FARMER: Never mind her. She always gets upset when we rent out her room.
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