Cars Be Trippin

Buckle up for some wacky rides and wild puns - vehicular humor is here!
Car taunts motorcycle:
Car: Ha! Two wheels What are you, a toddler trike
Bike: Well you're a midlife crisis on four wheels!


Why'd the bike blush near the car
Bike: sees headlights Oh my, how exposing!


What do you call a car wearing a turtleneck
A convertible trying to keep its cool!


Car to motorcycle
Car: Ha, 2 wheels What are you, a bicycle
Bike: Well you're a 4-wheeler who needs AAA on speed dial!


Truck's donut shop interview
Truck: I heard this place offers round the clock glazing! I'm so jelly!
Manager: Uhh I think you're confused, this is a hardware store…


My GPS is the worst backseat driver
GPS: Recalculating sanity...questioning all life's choices!
Ambulance races cop car


Cop Car: Make way, I'm the law!
Ambulance: Catch me up later! I gotta jet or this patient's a goner! ⚰️


Why's the scooter so chill
Scooter: I start each day with a kick and just cruise! ‍♂️


Traffic light's coy comment to car
Traffic light: Oops, don't look yet, I'm still changing!
Car: awkwardly looks away


Hope these motorized mishaps made you laugh! Vroom vroom! ️