When an engineer enters into a hardware store, the store owner says to a customer, "This is the most clueless engineer you`ll ever see. Allow me to demonstrate."
The owner hands the engineer a collection of high-tech gadgets and a plain hammer, then asks, "Which one do you need, sir?" The engineer grabs a hammer and walks away. After the engineer has departed, the consumer inquires of the owner, "Why did he choose the hammer over all those advanced tools?" Because he knows when all else fails, it`s time to hit the nail on the head!
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Why don't scientists believe in atoms?
Because they fabricate everything, much like my cat's justifications for knocking things off the shelf!
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What made the sloth decide to become a stand-up comedian?
The audience had time to catch their breath between laughter since the jokes were so slow!
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POLL OF THE DAY
If these songs were fashion trends, which one would you rock?
"Fancy"
"Gangnam Style"
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