Person: When will I get married? Priest: I don't know son! The computers are down!
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The stomach and the human had a conversation. The stomach said, "I've been feeling acidic lately." The human replied, "Well, I did have that spicy burrito last night." ??
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It got tense environment at the bar. You know why? Because the Past, the Present, and the Future all walked in and asked for a beer.
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Chris: Hey, got a riddle for you. What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday? Sarah: Hmmm, I'm not sure. What? Chris: "Hoppy Birthday!" ??
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A patient went to the doctor after she had stomach pain. Doctor: I've looked at your lab reports and I am afraid I have some bad news. Patient: Don't give me your lab nonsense, I believe in healing through cystals and they have never failed me. Doctor: Well, then we will do things you way. No need to raise your temper. Do you believe in astrology? Patient: I certainly do. Finally, you are talking some real shit. Doctor: What's your star sign? Patient: Cancer Doctor: Woah, what a coincidence.
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