Epic Robot Dance Combat

Ha! Robo Groover jeered, That fool couldn't dance his way out of a cardboard box!
Robo Groover crawled across the floor next. However, he face-planted in mid-handstand like an idiot.
Damn dog, you got served! Mecha Spinner jeered.
Then Mecha Spinner emerged, spinning wildly. However, his torso separated and smashed into the wall!
It appears that you have lost your marbles! ...And your torso! Boogie Bot taunted.
Following the malfunction of those robots, B-Boy Razor Rex unleashed some killer dance moves.
Hell Yeah! He boasted, Those busted 'bots can't touch this human swag!
But the robot judges chose the bots with flaws as the winners!
Ha! In your face, fellow human! Robo Groover yelled, triumphantly moonwalking away.
The rapping robots defeated the human contestant. Because in a dance battle, skill is not everything - madness trumps perfection!