Funniest Language Jokes

Here are a few fun language jokes
1. Shortest language construct
There was an interview. Interviewer announced who will have the least word in courtesy, will be selected.
Englishmen: May, I come in Sir Interviewer: Rejected
UP Hindi - Andar aoounkya Interviewer: Rejected
Sikh: Wada Interviewer: Accepted


2. Why did the Mallu refuse to play Scrabble with his friends
Because they kept using words like thoroughly, Wednesday, and February – he preferred words with more friendly alphabets like ada, ela, and anni!


3. Spanish therapy need
Why did the Spanish textbook go to therapy
It had too many unresolved ser and estar issues!


4. Helping them all
A Korean, a Thai, and a Bengali person decided to go shopping together. They walked into a store and started discussing what they wanted in their own languages – Hindi, Tamil, and Bengali. The confused shopkeeper scratched his head and said, Hold on, let's settle this – I speak Punjabi, and I'm sure I can help you all!


5. Camera Speaking
At an Indian wedding, people from all over the country had gathered. The bride's side spoke in Hindi, the groom's in Marathi, and the friends conversed in English. Amidst the multilingual chatter, the confused photographer asked, Is anyone here speaking camera


6. Broken machine
An Urdu enthusiast watched so many Bollywood movies that he thought he was fluent. He tried to order qahwa (coffee) at a café, but instead asked for qawwali. The barista laughed and said, Sorry, our qawwali machine is broken today!