Friend 1: Hey, did you watch that latest big-budget flop movie? Friend 2: Oh yeah, the one where the hero had more expressions than the plot twists? Friend 1: Such a disaster at the box office. Friend 2: Just like my attempt at cooking last night. I thought I was making pasta, but it turned into an avant-garde art installation.

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Why did Jack Sparrow start a gardening club?

Because he wanted to grow his own "pirate's booty" – a treasure trove of vegetables!

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How does Spider-Man pay his bills?

With his web-credit card, of course!

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Wife and husband discussing about what to watch on TV

Husband: How about a horror movie? Wife: Nah, I already get enough scares from your mysterious noises in the middle of the night. I'm convinced you're secretly practicing for a Halloween "Haunted Husband" role.

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Why did the Joker go to therapy?

He heard it was a great place to work on his "ha-ha-habits"!

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