Why did the photon refuse to join the human party?
It didn't want to be seen with someone who can't travel at the speed of light.
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Why did the physics equation ghost the human equation?
Because they realized they were on different planes of existence.
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Why was the physics professor a terrible dancer?
Because he couldn't find the right wavelength on the dance floor.
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Nucleus laughs: "Humans are like nuclei at a party – they attract all sorts of attention."
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Why did the neutron avoid humans?
It didn't want to get charged up with their emotional baggage.
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