Why did James Bond take his car to the mechanic?

He couldn't figure out how to "Q"uiet the engine noise during secret missions!

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Why did the Joker go to therapy?

He heard it was a great place to work on his "ha-ha-habits"!

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Because he wanted to grow his own "pirate's booty" – a treasure trove of vegetables!

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With his web-credit card, of course!

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My husband thinks he's a superhero in bed. Every night he yells, "To the bedroom, away!"

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