My wife and I have a great system for deciding things – she decide, and I agree.
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My husband thinks he's a superhero in bed. Every night he yells, "To the bedroom, away!"
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My wife asked if I'd ever cheated on her. I replied, "Is that still a requirement for marriage?"
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Mother: Please turn down that music! Son: But Mom, it's research. I'm studying the effects of musical vibrations on furniture integrity.
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Husband: Why is the baby crying so much today? Wife: Well, I told them about the whole "adulting" thing, and they're just overwhelmed by the future mortgage and laundry loads.
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