Tom: Hey, guess what? My son joined the cross-country team! Lisa: Oh, really? That's impressive! ?♂️ Tom: Yeah, I was excited at first, thinking he'd be crossing the whole country. Lisa: Wow, that's quite the commitment! Tom: But then I found out they're back home in a few hours. ??
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The interviewer: What is marriage? Husband: Marriage is all about compromise: I pick the restaurant, and my wife picks everything else.
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Husband and wife: A relationship where one is always right, and the other is the husband.
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Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you're looking for a club and a spade.
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My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
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