"Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated. Especially when assembling easy-to-assemble furniture. ?️?"

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"The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. And slow internet life. ?"

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"The best way to predict the future is to create it. Or just binge-watch fantasy shows. ??"

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Why did the squirrel become a banker?

It knew all about storing nuts and managing "acorn" accounts!

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A kangaroo giving report to his boss:

Boss: Kangaroo, any updates? Kangaroo: I've been hopping through emails, boss, but my pouch accidentally archived the important ones.

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