Why did the squirrel become a banker?
It knew all about storing nuts and managing "acorn" accounts!
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An elephant answering his boss:
Boss: Elephant, why is your computer running so slow? Elephant: It turns out my trunk isn't as good with a mouse as I thought, boss. And I might've sat on the keyboard.
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A kangaroo giving report to his boss:
Boss: Kangaroo, any updates? Kangaroo: I've been hopping through emails, boss, but my pouch accidentally archived the important ones.
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Man to his fingers before having sex: I'm counting on you!
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"It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up. And if you still have the bottle in hand . ??"
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