Why did the Jaguar apply for a job at the bank?
It heard they needed a 'purr-fect' financial planner
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Wife: "Waiter, can you suggest something healthy?" Waiter: "Certainly, madam. Our 'Salad Surprise' will be so nutritious, you'll both feel fit enough to discuss household chores for hours!" ??
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Husband: "Is the chef here renowned?" Waiter: "Well, he might not have a Michelin star, but his 'Forgotten Anniversary Surprise' dish is quite famous among husbands!" ???
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Why did the comedian change his name to Chuck?
Because he wanted to make sure everyone had a "Chuckle" at his jokes!
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Pluto: "Guess what? Humans are sending metal contraptions to Earth's orbit!" Venus: "Really? They're cluttering up the neighborhood with space junk?" Pluto: "Yep, and they're calling it 'satellites.' It's like they're trying to join the cosmic clutter club!" Venus: "Maybe we should start charging them 'celestial rent' for their mess!"?