When Sarah woke up after a wild night out, she found a note that said, "You danced with a lampshade last night. It said you've got moves!"
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Danny was so drunk that he mistook a fire hydrant for a parking meter. He argued with it for ten minutes before realizing it wasn't accepting his coins.
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"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And Mondays. And P.T teachers. And unexpected WiFi outages. ??"
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"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. Basically, life's a series of acrobatics with you as the lead joker without a safety net. ??♂️"
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"Don't count the days, make the days count. Because let's be honest, who likes counting days when you can count whiskey glasses. ?️?"
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