A tourist couple exploring the jungles of India were taken aback when their guide sprinted away from a roaring tiger. The wife leaned in and whispered, "Why is our guide running? I thought tigers were afraid of loud noises." Her husband chuckled and replied, "Well, my dear, I think this tiger just missed that memo about tourist manners!"
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A traveler exploring Rajasthan stumbled upon a sign at a palace that read "Photography Prohibited." Ignoring the warning, they decided to take a quick snap, muttering, "No harm in one picture, right?" Suddenly, a guard exclaimed, "Hey you there! Put that photo down!" Surprised, the traveler fumbled and accidentally dropped their camera into a nearby ornamental fountain.
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What's a writer's most exhilarating workout routine?
Punctuation aerobics! They're all about shaping up their periods, toning those commas, and giving their exclamation points a real workout – it's grammatically fantastic fitness!
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Why did the writer trade their pen for a rake?
To unearth a new chapter in life as a gardener – they're digging deep to cultivate both plots and plots!
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What do you call a chef who's on a first-name basis with salt?
A flavor fiasco extraordinaire!