The skeleton couldn't go to the party because it had no body to go with. It was a real bone-chilling experience. ☠️?

Kapil: Vijay, did you hear about the fashion-forward alligator with a vest? Vijay: Nope, Kapil. What's the deal? Kapil: It's an Investigator, out there solving "cold-blooded" cases in style!

Sam: Did you hear about that incident a while back when Hamas supposedly "arrested" a dolphin for being an Israeli spy? Joye: Seriously? That's wild! So, what are people saying? Sam: Well, the readers of Reason magazine had some movie title ideas for the situation. One of them was "Orcapussy"

Jade: You know, I've been on this weight loss journey, but it's like the weight just won't budge. Sarah: Oh, I get it. What's been happening? Jade: It's like I'm playing hide and seek with the pounds – I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me!

Alex: "Hey, guess what I told my goldfish on its birthday?" Taylor: "What?" Alex: "Have a fin-tastic day!"