Alex: "Dude, you're back already from your date? Spill the beans!" Ryan: "Haha, Alex, you won't believe it. We had dinner, and things seemed to be going smoothly. She invited me up to her place, we had a few drinks, and then she set the mood with some cheesy romantic music. And then, out of nowhere, she ninja-style switched off the lights." Alex burst into laughter, "No way! And then what genius move did you pull?" Ryan grinned, "Well, I might not have a PhD in romance, but I aced that pop quiz. I high-tailed it out of there and made a grand escape back home!"

Steve: Hey, did you hear about Mike? George: No, what's up? Steve: He asked this guy why he sent out 500 Valentine's cards all signed "Guess who?" George: Seriously? What's the deal? Steve: The guy's a divorce lawyer, and he said it's his way of keeping marriages on their toes!

Alex: Hey, Emily, do you know what's the perfect thing to say to a coffee-lover on Valentine's Day? Emily: No idea, Alex. What? Alex: "Words cannot espresso what you mean to me." ☕️?

John: You came home early from your date, huh? What went down? Roommate: Well, after dinner, she invited me up to her flat. We had a... John: Go on, don't leave me hanging! Roommate: We had a heated debate about the correct way to pronounce GIF. John: Wait, seriously? That's it? Roommate: Yeah, tensions escalated, and I decided to retreat before it turned into a textual war. ?‍♂️

Alex: "I love you." Bella: "Is that you or the coffee talking?" Alex: "It's me talking to the coffee." ☕️?