A kangaroo giving report to his boss:
Boss: Kangaroo, any updates? Kangaroo: I've been hopping through emails, boss, but my pouch accidentally archived the important ones.
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An elephant answering his boss:
Boss: Elephant, why is your computer running so slow? Elephant: It turns out my trunk isn't as good with a mouse as I thought, boss. And I might've sat on the keyboard.
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Why did the squirrel become a banker?
It knew all about storing nuts and managing "acorn" accounts!
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Dad: You know, sweetie, toys like this can be quite loud. Daughter: And you snoring at night isn't? At least this makes noise on purpose, Dad.
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Dad: Think about it, pumpkin. This toy gun will just gather dust after a while. Daughter: So does your collection of dad jokes, but you still keep those around.
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