Shilpa and Sangeeta went shopping
Shilpa: This dress is so expensive! Sangeeta: Don't worry, it's an investment in future me who miraculously stops spilling coffee.
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Shop Assistant: Can I help you find something? Shopper: Actually, I'm looking for the section where I find the motivation to exercise after eating this entire pizza.
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Giraffe: Excuse me, where's the necktie section? Sales girl: Ah, huh, I see you're going for the "elevated" look today.
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Girlfriend: Why did you eat my ice cream? Boyfriend: Baby, it melted because it couldn't handle the heat of my love for you.
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Athlete: Doc, can I finally become a pro athlete after this? Doctor: Sure, you'll break records for the fastest hospital hallway sprint.
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