What did the bartender say when the drunk snail asked for another drink?

"Sorry, we can't serve you, you're too 'shell-shocked' already!"

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Why did the police pull over the drunk snail?

It was going way too slow in the "sluggish" lane!

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The fish tried to drive a car but got stuck at a "fishy" intersection, wondering if it should turn left or "swim" straight ahead. ? ?

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The snail, on a unicycle, proudly announced, "I'm taking the 'slow' lane!" Everyone else had already finished the race and were having snacks. ?

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The monkey hopped onto a rollerblader and yelled, "Look at me, I'm going bananas!" Unfortunately, it went too bananas and crashed into a tree. ??

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