The officer tried to guide a drunk woman, saying, "Walk in a straight line, please." She replied, "Oh, I'm more of a 'zigzag' enthusiast, officer!"
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As the officer handed her a water bottle, she looked at it and exclaimed, "Is this a sobriety test or a hydration challenge?"
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The officer asked, "Ma'am, do you know where you live?" She giggled, "Of course, it's the place with a roof... I think."
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Emily: "I saw this ad: LASER HAIR REMOVAL." Sophia: "Seriously, who'd get rid of laser hair? They'd be ruling the world!"
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Sarah: "Have you heard about those divorce cakes?" Emily: "Oh, the cake industry is getting interesting." Sarah: "Imagine a 'Happy Menopause' cake: 'Mmm, it's a bit dry. Why is there no jam? Have you run out of eggs?'
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