Why did the Mini Cooper bring an umbrella to the race?
It heard the weather was going to be 'compact' with rain!
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Why did the Corvette start a music band?
It wanted to create 'accelerating' beats!
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Why did the Honda break up with the bicycle?
It said, 'I need more 'drive' in my life!
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Why did the comedian change his name to Chuck?
Because he wanted to make sure everyone had a "Chuckle" at his jokes!
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Here's a running routine for the uninitiated:
Begin by sprinting to the fridge and back for a snack. Rest and hydrate for a few minutes, then advance to jogging around the block. After a week or so, challenge yourself with a 5K run. Push your limits even further by signing up for a half marathon. And just when you're ready to conquer the running world, reward yourself with a victory lap... to the nearest ice cream shop!"
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